Maxine Monday and Cats

Well, it's been a while and Maxine makes her rounds (on occasion) and today is a day for her to bless us with her infamous wisdom!

People often ask me, "Maxine, should I get a cat, or should I get a dog?" I reply, "Neither. You should get lost."

Still -- and I would never admit this to them -- it is a good question. There are many things you should ask yourself before getting a pet. For example, "AM I NUTS! I can just barely live with myself! Why do I want a pet?"

Trust me, some winter's night when you're under your quilt and the dog is sleeping peacefully at your side, you'll know the answer to that question. Because that's when the cat will leap from the dresser and attach itself to your face like one of those sucky things from "Alien," waking up the dog, who will leave claw marks on your belly as he takes off across the room after the cat. At that moment, you'll know the answer to your question is, "Yes, indeed, I am nuts."

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CATS C-A-T-S

When my cat's aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.

When I meow, it means...

I am hungry...I want food in my bowl...I want food in my bowl right now...I want to go out...I want to come in...Brush me...Get my cat toy out from under the sofa...It's time to change the litter...I just put a mouse in the bureau drawer...I did not breakt that vase...Get me down from this tree...Please kill the dog next door...Hello...Good-bye...

Useless

Sir Wally