Monday Humor since Maxine is still on break...

WHITES: Send out invitations.

MEXICANS: Send out maps.

WHITES: Receive their invitations 3 months in advance.

MEXICANS: Find out about the wedding 1 week before.

WHITES: Have seven BridesMaids..

MEXICANS: Have seven Padrinos.

WHITES: RSVP their invitation.

MEXICANS: Show up with three car loads.

WHITES: Go to the wedding AND the reception.

MEXICANS: Just go to the reception.

WHITES: Have elegant food.

MEXICANS: Have Carne Asada, arroz, frijoles and birria.

WHITES: Order the cake from a bakery.

MEXICANS: Have their cake done by la señora down the street.

WHITES: Eat the food and cake.

MEXICANS: Eat the food and cake....... AND take some home para mañana

WHITES: At the reception, they drink wine

MEXICANS: At the reception, they drink Coors, Budweiser. Bud Light Bud Ice, Corona , Tecate,

Pacifico, Casadores, Patron, Presidente, JoseCuervo Gusano's, Reposado, *Modelo, etc........

WHITES: Relatives get drunk and passout.

MEXICANS: Get drunk, shed a few tears and start singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight.............then pass out.

WHITES: Dance at the party...................YEAH RIGHT!!!

MEXICANS: Dance at the party to Norteñas, Rancheras, Reggaeton, Rap, Old school, Oldies, House,etc...............

WHITES: Party ends at midnight.

MEXICANS: Party ends when the COPS show up. lol

WHITES: Wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.

MEXICANS: Wake up the next morning WANTING another beer.

I had to post this for those who have a sense of humor and also because I am proud to be MEXICAN and for the *Gringo that loves me for being a MEXICAN!

*Sorry Mom! She hates it when I call my man a GRINGO!!! After yelling at me in spanish, she always corrects me, telling me he is a GABACHO!!!


I also threw in the Modelo, cuz that's what this mexican drinks... aside from Shiner Bach, coors, budweiser, ok, we've covered this one already, no need to repeat!! :)