Housework...

Because of recent events, I felt compelled to do a blog on this particular topic.
*I'm not quite superwoman, yet... ;)




The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.

~Dave Barry



*My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

~Bette Midler



Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

~Hoosier Farmer



God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.

~Author Unknown


Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch."

~Joan Rivers