The Chicana and the Genie
I love my culture... they give me reason to laugh on more days than they realize!!!
A Chicana was walking along the bank of the Rio Grande when she stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it and a Genie appeared.
The Genie told her he would grant her ONE weesh. She said to theGenie, "I heard from my Prima that I could get THREE weeshes if I ever found a Genie". The Genie said, "Oh no! Sorry Esa. THREE- weesh Genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-weesh Genie. Uno, no mas! So, que tu quieres?"
The lady didn't hestitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with eash other and I want all the Arabs, you know, the vatos that have the toallas on their heads, to love Jews and Americanos. It will bring world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in that botella for five hundred years. Oye, I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done, please make another weesh!"
The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never bean able to find the right hombre. I want a Chicano boyfriend. Ju know, one that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, is nice y funny, likes to Cumbia & Ranchera,and helps con cleaning la casa. One that doesn't have a big ol' panza, I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi familia and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. Yes, that's what I weeshf or, a good Chicano man!"
A Chicana was walking along the bank of the Rio Grande when she stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it and a Genie appeared.
The Genie told her he would grant her ONE weesh. She said to theGenie, "I heard from my Prima that I could get THREE weeshes if I ever found a Genie". The Genie said, "Oh no! Sorry Esa. THREE- weesh Genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-weesh Genie. Uno, no mas! So, que tu quieres?"
The lady didn't hestitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with eash other and I want all the Arabs, you know, the vatos that have the toallas on their heads, to love Jews and Americanos. It will bring world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in that botella for five hundred years. Oye, I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done, please make another weesh!"
The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never bean able to find the right hombre. I want a Chicano boyfriend. Ju know, one that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, is nice y funny, likes to Cumbia & Ranchera,and helps con cleaning la casa. One that doesn't have a big ol' panza, I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi familia and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. Yes, that's what I weeshf or, a good Chicano man!"
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said, "Chingada Vieja! Let me see that pinche map again."
posted by a faith bigger than fear at Thursday, September 21, 2006
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