Something for the men...

I couldn't resist...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else totake care of first: the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watchedsilently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone onlya few minutes.

When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush."When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweepthe sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and theother is a husband.