Formation of red neck army

I hope NO-ONE takes offense, but this was too good NOT to post!!!

I apologize in advance if it does offend some of you.

But... I'm Sugar Cat... you shouldn't expect anything less.

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys have been dropped off into Iraq and have been
given only the following facts about the terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.