Bartender!!! Another Round of TEQUILA PLEASE!!!!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursingshould not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing orbecoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may includedizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

New liquor warning labels:
Don't forget to read the fine print!

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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell Happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when You are not.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and Over again that you love them.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are Really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse With members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,Smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked .

I say:
"BARTENDER, ANOTHER ROUND AGAIN PLEASE!!! KEEP THEM COMING!"

This is so good, and so true, I've seen many things come to light with the help and assistance of my friend, Mr. Cuervo! I remember my younger days (about two years ago, lol...) I use to be able to down seven shots before heading out the door for the night. Now, give me seven shots and I'll be heading to the floor!!! lol... Ahhhhh.... yes, the younger years!

And the "Ass Kicking"? lol... There it is again... Maybe Tequila® can assist us in maintaining the Military Rules For Non-Military Persons!!!