Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the
ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top
of the tree.


Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women
to stomp the sh** out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

*DISCLAIMER:
A note on men from a (personal) Sugar Cat viewpoint:
This is not such the case with all men!!
I repeat, this is NOT such the case with ALL men!
:)

A big thank you to Ebyjo for bringing to my attention the size of font on the *Disclaimer!! :)

I would hate it sincerely if any "male" missed it and then got all "pissy" with me and removed me from their blog... you gotta love me!!!