Sincere Mexpsychan Advice on dating

With my recent adventures in the dating world... I am here to try and help those endearing single, newly single, women out there... I'm still learning, so if you have some worldly advice...don't hesitate to share with us less fortunate (such as me).

This is very sincere and true to heart! I speak from experience women! Please heed the following advice.

If you find yourself very attracted to a man, a man that just throws your world off balance in the best way possible, sweeps you off your feet, sees you for who you are true to heart... and you feel that there is a great possibility in taking the relationship further...

Please make sure you do NOT follow too close to his Rear End... You can and will come across such a devastating experience! I know I did... Luckily enough (I think) I was not left high and dry after breaking down in tears, embarrassment or what us ladies tend to experience in the worst possible life experiences. You will tend to get your ASS in a wreck!

"DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME"!

I'm taking a collection and even starting up a PayPal account for those feeling sorry for the poor Mexpsychan Princess!